Movie Review after having watched 31 seconds of it (joke): Ambulance Girl, starring Kathy Bates. Review up to 31 seconds into the YouTube channel copy.//Thinking of a word someone made to imitate the word Ketchup. Cat-schlop. The girl in question was about 9 years old. It is one of the two things I can ever remember about her, and the word stuck with me listening to the intro of this movie---

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"Ambulance Girl/FULL MOVIE/2005/Kathy Bates/Inspiring Movie, First Responder". May 22, 2023.

First, I'm thinking--why is the movie called "Ambulance Girl" when Kathy Bates may never have been a girl, and the title is a bit off--who is the "girl" in question when the star supposedly is Bates, who I automatically think of in terms of post-menopausal uterine hysteria as her roles, written by men (I assume) are now famous for portraying.

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But the intro is her (Bates) with some man with a half-10 o'clock unshaven face talking about their romantic tie, which is hash browns in a cafe.

I thought instantly of disgust for hash browns and, then, thinking of those bleached ugly white plates at a place like Denny's and fried eggs, slices of tasteless toast, "coffee" that is watery but acrid, and ketchup and hash browns (cat-schlop) and was filled with disgust that I had used to consider this food.

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Yes, FIFTEEN YEARS of Thai food can fill you with repulsion for things like Denny's Hash Browns, and American fare that you consider to be "good" because mostly of the social experience in eating in these social gatherings. 

I remember many a time late night with groups of people going to Denny's for cat-schlop food and devouring it because we were drunk/high (on pot) and/or just needing greasy calories from having danced and run around all night.

Denny's is all night.

so the food was "good" because it was a social event and everyone was laughing or just making jokes.

Yuck, Hash browns.

And the pair begin this movie which is about people getting sick

by mentioning their grease intake exceeding the amount a human body requires in 10 days, in just one plate

and....the thought of greasy and nasty hash browns, the air hanging with the stench of greasy fried food

rubber pancakes with batter that makes the pancakes hard enough so butter makes them rubbery but tasty

syrup in glass bottles with slide-spouts

not sure what was in the syrup.

FIFTEEN YEARS of Thai food and Thailand agricultural farming has made even the thought of that food back in the US of A$$ bring some nasty repulsion of disgust that I had nothing to compare that rubber sickness with.

I think I can never eat that food again unless I were severely starving and in desperate need for food and then it would taste good only if I were starving.

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Of all the miserable posts I have written, and I have made a decision to NEVER write about positive thoughts, emotions because the terror group instantly takes away whatever makes me feel good

so, I expect in the future for some incident where they will force me to eat Denny's hash browns or something

but, all the years of this torture

I am so appreciative of the Thai food culture, never being able to even eat at restaurants for dread fear of poisoning and drugging and I thusly missing out on so much incredible food

but just the farming and the taste of the natural foods here from farms is so superior

and this is a country much more civilized by farming than the US--and yet, the U.S. strips the nutrients out of the soil

and overdoes the farming stripping away of top layers of soil

the nutrition is gone and also I think the genetic engineering of food

is highly responsible for the utter sickness of American society due to all this engineered food

and then the lavish love for our beloved diners and Denny's with all the wonderful tasting rubbery fried grease

but having been out of that culture for so long

and seeing a couple swooning over how they found the "perfect" hash browns

and the title of this actual, genuine movie

is about sickness

ambulance-something and a girl?

Maybe the girl is not yet sick from having eaten all this disgusting food so popularized in the fast food chain diners

and the couple with their love tied as a union over finding the perfect greasy spoon dish

hints at utter sickness for all things

the romance is doomed. Someone will become very, very ill

review completed. 

Now to see how the sickness unfolds, if I can get past a few more minutes of this, but watching Kathy Bates is something of a macabre fascination and I have to see why a famous star would play in this and how sick the story line is going to get.

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